This might be the next FFV.
Nokia may be working on an invention that would cause a tattoo to vibrate every time you get a call on your cell.
The Finnish firm’s filing with the US Patent Office describes tattooing, stamping, or spraying “ferromagnetic” material onto skin—or a fingernail—and linking it to a mobile device, reports the BBC. Vibrations could alert users to a variety of situations.
“Examples of applications may be low battery indication, received message, received call, or calendar alert,” all with different vibrations for each, notes the filing.
But watch out for Big Brother. The filing also indicates that such a marker could also be used as an identify check—a kind of electro-magnetic fingerprint—that could be read by your computer, for example, before it will allow you access … or by security guards at a border crossing.
This just gave me a boner…
Forester & I have long envisaged an implanted FF and it is gradually getting closer with these vibrating tattoo’s.
First version may be the chip & battery wrapped in a condom to be swallowed from where the wifi switch will set it to activate the vibrator tattoo. Then when it comes out fit a new battery and make any adjustments and swallow it again.
Mike.
[quote=“mikemcbain, post:4, topic:787”]Forester & I have long envisaged an implanted FF and it is gradually getting closer with these vibrating tattoo’s.
First version may be the chip & battery wrapped in a condom to be swallowed from where the wifi switch will set it to activate the vibrator tattoo. Then when it comes out fit a new battery and make any adjustments and swallow it again.
Mike.[/quote]
hehehe 
Yeah Forester! I’m in a hurry to dig through my own feces for my roulette computer too! Toe switches are for squares!