Written by kids

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  1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
    -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    – Alan, age 10
    -No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
    – Kristen, age 10

  2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    – Camille, age 10

3.HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
– Derrick, age 8

  1. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don’t want any more kids.
    – Lori, age 8

  2. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    – Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
    -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    – Martin, age 10

  3. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    -When they’re rich.
    – Pam, age 7
    -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.

    • Curt, age 7
      -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
    • Howard, age 8

  1. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    – Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

  2. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
    – Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is…

  1. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. – Ricky, age 10
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lol, I like the last one. hhhhh

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Oh i forgot 10

  1. WHAT IS BETTER VB OR ROULETTE COMPUTER?
    -win3million pattern search, I found it the best
    – Viper, age 5
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For 2 days i go bike riding here

http://www.railtrails.org.au/states/trails.php3?action=trail&trail=91&gallery=764

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[quote=“Forester, post:3, topic:532”]Oh i forgot 10

  1. WHAT IS BETTER VB OR ROULETTE COMPUTER?
    -win3million pattern search, I found it the best
    – Viper, age 5[/quote]

hahahahaah LMFAO Nice one forester that one tickled me the best,hees lost the plot that one

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What us better ,FF or sex

I would nt say FF is better than sex …It just lasts longer :wink: :wink: :wink: ;D ;D ;D

Secman age 40 something going on 17 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-* :-*

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What vibrates the most, FF or a masturbator?

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It wasn’t bad, probolby the easiest thing I ever did.
Today ride was about 30k long but in total length landscape was declining by 400m so bikes were just rolling. At one hill I damaged gears, now I have to fix my bike.
I went to town called BlackButt 
Then Benarkin, one small shop that’s all of for it, I looked at Google there is 30 houses all together.
Finally at Moore I talked with farmer that was selling pumpkins.
He has huge land can come and hunt dears as many as you want.
They classify then as pests. World is so strange place.

It wasn’t bad, probolby the easiest thing I ever did.
Today ride was about 30k long but in total length landscape was declining by 400m so bikes were just rolling. At one hill I damaged gears, now I have to fix my bike.

I went to town called BlackButt :P…waht a name

Then Benarkin, one small shop that’s all of for it, I looked at Google there is 30 houses all together.

Finally at Moore I talked with farmer that was selling pumpkins.
He has huge land can come and hunt dears as many as you want.

They classify them as pests. World is so strange place.

Forget vibration FFZ is multi tool, for pleasure and enlargement of some body organs.

OOuch sorry guys i cant make so meany. :smiley: