A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started
screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a
frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, ‘Do you know who I am?’

The man replied, ‘Yep, sure do.’

‘Aren’t you afraid of me?’ Satan asked.

‘Nope, sure ain’t.’ said the man.

Don’t you realize I can kill you with one word?’ asked Satan.

‘Don’t doubt it for a minute,’ returned the old man, in an even tone.

‘Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all
eternity?’ persisted Satan.

‘Yep,’ was the calm reply.

‘And you’re still not afraid?’ asked Satan.

‘Nope,’ said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ’ Why aren’t you afraid of me?’

The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.



Bongani grew up in Johannesburg He went to law school in London. After his studies he decided to go back to Johannesburg, because he could be a big man here. There he opened his new law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up to his office and decided to make a big impression.

As the man came to the door, Bongani pretended to be on the phone and motioned the man to take a seat.

Bongani said into the phone: "No. Absolutely no. You tell those clowns in New York that am not traveling all the way that side to settle the case for less than a million bucks .

"Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear the case next week.

"I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.

“Okay. Give the State Prosecutor my regards and …”

The visitor sat patiently as Bongani rattled instructions.

Finally, Bongani put down the telephone and said: “I’m sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you?”

The man said: "I’m from Telkom … I’ve come to connect your phone…….

LOL…you must have won so much money to be so humorous! :wink: