Ever read something so ridiculous, so absurd that you coughed up a kidney laughing? Then share it here. 
You mean apart from this entire forum now being a medium for a few people to publish the equivalent of a private skype debate and not much else?
What else?
This tread is funnies l read so far. Funny forum. Populatedā¦ :).
On other forums people post videosā¦ discussion is going on . Here is quite.
No one has to say anything meaningfull l gess.
The guy in this thread is a riot. He uses words and phrases out of context in a vein attempt to try and dazzle gullible investors. As near as I can tell he takes articles dealing with the markets, and science and replaces certain words with ārouletteā, āspinsā etcā¦
His name is XXVV. The run on sentences that he writes are hypnotically bad.
"Other principles overlap but are relevant to time/space; in particular, focus. Focus is total concentration on the moment and the space that connects such as a few spins prior and after. Focus avoids extra risk but eliminating hunches, vague ideas, theories and chance. Focus concentrates on what you know, from prior experience of the bet characteristic patterns unfolding before you, and thus what is most likely to happen next. This is a window into randomness, and a framework from which to build a short play which more often than not will provide profit. It will not work always but by careful timing and good judgement there will be more wins than losses, and a net profit will ensue. It is very simple and that is just MB16 - an application of a losing bet but which can be a winning strategy."
more belowā¦
"Learn to time, accumulate, and grow risk banks, and also know when to cash out and re-set balances. Learn to search out what is the best combination for you. We are all unique so tailor a plan, as a professional trainer would for his future champion.
You can see why my world has no place for cynics as self sabotage I endeavour to weed out, while eternal vigilance is essential, and with all the skills and knowledge of the game in the world, you can and will still lose sometimes. Nevertheless you know that the goal is to accentuate wins and mitigate loss."
http://betselection.cc/xxvv-studio/time-theory/msg48800/#msg48800
Itās tragic. ā¦ ;D
This one was kind of cool as wellā¦
Posted: 06 September 2016 02:11 AM [ Report ] [ Ignore ] [ # 24 ]
formalhaut
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i actually did srarted a new thread, but if you talk on the same topic as computing, lets make a share of information about it. First why i use 10 numbers, coz as you know already, they fix all that is going out of balance, so we are interested in most common information, that is not very old. And second, the dealer change means new energy is coming and should be avoided to mix sequences of numbers from previous dealer. Sometimes it makes no effect and everything works fine. At the moment i have made a software which shows single street betting, a block of 6 separate numbers and a place on track that will mostly likeable to hit. However such a progressed bet needs at least 330 chips per bet. At this point i would like to share my knowledge and system, software as well in exchange for money. I can take you through a personal advisory until you start make profit. You can visit my website for details.
Hereās a funny one. This is how the system junkies view visual ballistics. Enjoy
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āDoes anyone play VB?
Nowadays it has got to be hard, these dealers call no more bets fast
essentially the idea is where the ball is released and where it should land based on where it is released
with some variables, for example we have to see the speeds at which the dealer is most likely to spin
roulette computers can do this well but in the states it is either jail or broken bones
so we have to rely on eyes and facts
the dealer releases the ball at number 7 we know from observing it is likely to hit the 32 sector
how realistic is this
i get no more bets FAST
lets say we have VB down pat, we know how to play it and we are good at it. BUT the dealer slows down and the ball is not landing where you thought it should have based on his/her speeds. does that not make VB as affective as playing any system or random betting?
is this a fallacy to?
same as any bias. the wheel can be biased until kingdom come. but if the wheel speed and release point avoid it then any bet would have the same affectā
. STUDY ROULETTE TILL YOU UNDERSTAND CLEARLY HOW THE GAME CHANGE
2. WHEN YOU FIND IT WEAKEST POINT TUNE IT PERFECTION
3. MASTER THIS SKILL
3. GO TO ANY CASINO WITH LIVE DEALER LEFT TABLE OFFCOURSE
4. AND FINALLY MAKE BET TAKE WINNING AND GO HOME
5. LET THE OTHERS SEARCHING WHAT NEVER EXIST
6. DONT TELL ANYONE THAT ROULETTE IS SKILL SET BECAUSE THEY ARE STILL BELIEVE THAT SYSTEM CAN BEAT THE GAME
EXAMPLE WITH COLORS
R
R R
B you can go with streak like here
B R
R B
B R
B orr you can go break the streak like here
R R
B B
B B
R R
B R
R B
R R
the same conditions is between dozens columns and even odd
now when you convert all this in numeric output ifā¦you need to find what suit to your thinking but it can be done if you are not greedy
you have daily income quiet sureā-roulette professionals play only live dealer in live casinos and they can be happy with even small winnings daily
what is small ? from 100 -to 300 of course some days are more sporadic s and better
LOL.
Hereās some more from the Theater Of The Absurd.
Itās from a poster named Gizmo.
"I created, shared openly, and defended several concepts there first.
1.) The Elegant Pattern
2.) My charting technique and the need for visual dexterity to see trends fast.
3.) A few common characteristics of trends.
4.) Posting first the actual quote phrase āReading Randomnessā taken from an email where Spike suggested a notion of reading the random. It was a sort of plagiarism that infuriated Spike. So it was a tool for me to turn the tables on him in times later. It worked too. My Cheese and Crackers days were all about Narcissistic supply. I tweaked him with the evidence that I was the first to coin the actual phrase. Heās a child. Heās a drama Queen. Heās a rescuer. Itās all there to see for yourself. Heās such a needy personality. I wonder what that makes me. He was my only allies in the battle for educated guessing as an advantage to flat betting the even chance games.
5,) I shared the existence of the effectiveness state.
6.) I shared the existence of the Global Effect.
Then I came here and taught ten students at no destructive risk to the gambling community as a result.
I waited two years and then proceeded to publish here first the list of characteristics of randomness in the game of Roulette.
I went over the previously disclosed information that I already published elsewhere.
I created and gave out two charting programs that demonstrated my charting techniques.
I explained these concepts and openly and freely attempted to make it clear what I meant.
Itās all here if you can put it together on your own."
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āElegant patternsā and āreading randomnessā! LOL 
I wonder what they smokeā¦
Theyāre smoking something! Or eating mushrooms.
Lol! Snow, when I first read that VB post and didnāt realize it wasnāt your post! For a second I was like, āWow, Snowman has really gone downhill lately.ā Thankfully, common sense came into play. Hahaha!
LMAO