How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? Answer: All of them!
Chuck Norris have already been to Mars; that is why there isn’t any life there.
Chuck Norris is so tough he makes onions cry.
When Chuck Norris do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat honey. He chews bees…
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When Chuck Norris using FFV the ball knows what to do.
Chuck Norris wins at roulette because nobody dare to ask is it FFV roulette computer in you had.